| In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. | |
| On a Sear's hairdryer | Do not use while sleeping.
(shucks, that's the only time I have to work on my hair). |
| On a bag of Fritos | You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)? |
| On a bar of Dial soap | "Directions Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....) |
| On some Swanson frozen dinners | "Serving suggestion Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion). |
| On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) | "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)! |
| On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding | "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought ????...) |
| On packaging for a Rowenta iron | "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)? |
| On Boot's Children Cough Medicine | "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) |
| On Nytol Sleep Aid | "Warning May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because ???....) |
| On most brands of Christmas lights | "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)? |
| On a Japanese food processor | "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) |
| On Sainsbury's peanuts | "Warning contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash) |
| On an American Airlines packet of nuts | "Instructions Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3 maybe, uh...fly Delta?) |
| On a child's superman costume | "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) |
| On a Swedish chainsaw | "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(My goodness...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) |
| Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. | |