No moving parts, no batteries.

No monthly payments and no fees.

Inflation proof, non-taxable, In fact, it's quite relaxable.

Can't be stolen, won't pollute, One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy, But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress, Invigorates your happiness.

Combats depression, makes you beam, And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects Without unpleasant side effects.

It is, I think, the perfect drug, May I prescribe, my friend, The HUG!

(and, of course, fully returnable!).

It is a well known fact that we each need at least 7 hugs a day for good health, most of us never reach that goal.

HAVE YOU HUGGED A FRIEND TODAY?